Here they are..
My wife and i were happy for 20 years.. and then we met.
I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so i pushed her over.
Say whatever you want to deaf people.
I decided to sell my vacum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.
I refused to believe that my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when i got home all the signs were there.
Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.
Yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on a laptop, the hardware turned into software!
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Do not be racist! be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
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